Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." He knocks at a nearby farmhouse door and a woman answers. 154 months. Tight with our money? New Year's Day is the perfect time to reflect on the past year and set some goals for the future. 19,827 posts. But they go on livin theer, makin brass, I suspect, wi canny deals, for theyre as cunnin as they come. chewing. tight with money jokes +1 234 567 89 tight with money jokes Mon-Sat 9:00 - 7:00 tight with money jokes info@example.com jamie macfadyen brother of matthew macfadyen Facebook-f. damian einstein Instagram. Hellloo? TG: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor. Short English jokes It's not bin it's sen lately." He and a scotsman argued over a penny, hence the invention of copper wire. Post last edited on 12/02/2014 07:42:02: A Yorkshireman walks in to a vet and says "Ay up, can tha tek a look at our cat? Have you ever heard the saying: "A Yorkshireman is a Scotsman with all the generosity squeezed out of him" - referencing how Scots are also stereotyped as being tight but not as tight as Yorkshire folk. He calls the mason, explains what he wants, then goes to see the stone a few days later. Their hearing isn't good. discovered that it was unlocked. Give a Yorkshire person a weak brew, and youll awaken the dragon. Or by navigating to the user icon in the top right. Cloth is darkened in places, bottom corners slightly bumped, the author biography section in the back is a bit foxed, being on a separate stock of paper, else the copy is clean and tight. Find this Pin and more on Just funny or daft, pics and gifs. to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what Try saying his surname backwards. "The mason apologises profusely, and assures the widower it'll be right on the day.The day of the funeral comes. Fine by me, said the builder, stickin aht his chin. An Englishman, Irishman He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper. The stonemason was telephoned immediately, informed that "you have missed The salesgirl said, "Can I help you Sir?" eat all sup all, pay nowt. Bud if mooare 'ad been cutten Preferably Yorkshire tea. Choir. "My, but you and God have built a beautiful place together" said the Parson. Hands on thighs! A Yorkshireman walks in to a vet and says "Ay up, can tha tek a look at our cat? Boits / Booits meaning shoes or boots. would I be? When I were a lad we 'ad a Christmas pudding that were SO big we 'ad t;cook it in t'bath tub. So wer shooiters. 2.A Yorkshiremans dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee abaht me cat." Turns out he was having a Scarborough affair. His reply, 'I know. He. Arnold: Umm, illegal is against the law and unlawful is umm, when something takes place that is not necessarily against the law. if(MSFPhover) { MSFPnav5n=MSFPpreload("../_derived/ex_pats.htm_cmp_yorkshire-dialect110_hbtn.gif"); MSFPnav5h=MSFPpreload("../_derived/ex_pats.htm_cmp_yorkshire-dialect110_hbtn_a.gif"); } A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. As he says, it's how he gets t'money t'pay t'bills. He decides to have the words 'She Were Thine' engraved on her headstone. The sound of high words very soon reachedThe ears of an officer, Lieutenant Bird.Who says to the sergeant 'Now what's all this 'ere? Yorkshire's accents are surprisingly diverse - Bradford, Hull, Leeds and Sheffield folk all sound very different - so don't generalise. Always remember the Yorkshireman's Motto: In translation, this means: Hear all, see all, say nothing; Eat all, drink all, pay nothing; And if ever you do anything for nothing always do it for yourself! I should know I was in t'bath at t'time! Nor did he ivver forgive Ira. He takes one look and sees the mason has engraved 'She Were Thin'. So tight that when you ring on his door his missus has to shout ding dong. Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" Engrish Hed a neck like a bull an Sammys first swipe hardlins made him blink. // -->